From z-list-bounce@amphigory.com Fri Sep 10 21:51:56 1999 Received: from pwrtc.com (pwrtc.com [206.230.144.34]) by jovita.jovita.net (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id VAA28067 for ; Fri, 10 Sep 1999 21:51:55 -0500 Received: from legba.pwrtc.com (postfix@legba.pwrtc.com [206.230.144.223]) by pwrtc.com (8.8.8/8.8.5) with ESMTP id VAA20712; Fri, 10 Sep 1999 21:56:38 -0500 (EST) Received: from legba.pwrtc.com (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by legba.pwrtc.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id 08CD9A4BE; Fri, 10 Sep 1999 21:55:56 -0500 (EST) Received: with LISTAR (v0.125a; list z-list); Fri, 10 Sep 1999 21:55:55 -0500 (EST) Delivered-To: z-list@amphigory.com Received: from mail1.svr.pol.co.uk (mail1.svr.pol.co.uk [195.92.193.18]) by legba.pwrtc.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id A8DB9A4BD for ; Fri, 10 Sep 1999 21:55:52 -0500 (EST) Received: from modem-69.dysprosium.dialup.pol.co.uk ([62.136.32.197]) by mail1.svr.pol.co.uk with esmtp (Exim 2.12 #2) id 11PdKh-0002Xe-00 for z-list@amphigory.com; Sat, 11 Sep 1999 03:56:08 +0100 X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express Macintosh Edition - 4.5 (0410) Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1999 03:57:40 +0000 Subject: [z-list] evil monopoly From: "nny" To: z-list@amphigory.com Mime-version: 1.0 X-Priority: 3 Content-type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Message-Id: X-archive-position: 1508 X-listar-version: Listar v0.125a Sender: z-list-bounce@amphigory.com Errors-To: z-list-bounce@amphigory.com X-original-sender: johnny.matrix@fave-wall.freeserve.co.uk Precedence: bulk Reply-To: z-list@amphigory.com X-list: z-list Status: RO X-Status: i was sent this from the Invisibles list nny ---------- Porno Products Present..... EVIL MONOPOLY A game for those aged from the cradle to beyond the grave. Players can choose to be either Satan (upturned crucifix), Baron Samedi (top hat), Cthulhu (tentacled mass), or Christopher Lee (pair of fangs) The object of the game is to move around the board committing random atrocities until the other players are either dead or just cant stand your company anymore. Players must bid for the purchase of city streets as they make their way across the board, when a player has acquired a complete set of three streets he can then build an extermination camp on one of them. If a player manages to build four extermination camps on a single street, he will then be allowed to open up an experimentation pen. If another player lands on a street which you have already purchased, then you must subject them to an hour of torture. This should primarily be a physical torture such as the unforgiving administration of a 'Sunny Delight' enema, but it could also involve elements of emotional/psychological torture such as exposure to the films of Chris Tucker. If another player lands on a street upon which you have built an extermination camp, then you must immediately gas them and round up their known family and friends. If another player lands on a street upon which you have built an experimentation pen, then you must surgically modify your opponent until they are effectively dragged in to another species or sub species of humanity. Extra points may be awarded for detail, for example the introduction of exotic bacteriological agents to the central nervous system or the grafting of amphibian or reptilian aspects to the subjects torso such as gills, scales or tentacles would be most auspicious. The square in the top right hand corner of the board is the Immanentize the Eschaton square, every time you pass this square you may collect 200 innocent souls. Landing on a square marked 'Chance' will automatically result in a game of russian roulette. If the player is still intact after this s/he may then select a card from the top of the pile. chance cards include commands such as... 'Fuck a baby seal in the eye socket, move forward one space' 'Fuck a baby seal in the eye socket then wipe off on the skin of a panda, move forward three spaces' 'Get out of R'lyeh free' Landing on a square marked 'Community Chest' will automatically result in the player prostituting his or her body out to the other players to do with as they will. If the player is still intact after this s/he may then select a card from the top of the pile. Community Chest cards include commands such as: 'You have won a tall, dark and gruesome contest, move forward one space' 'Smoke crack with a christian fundamentalist group but forget to horrifically violate them afterwards, miss a turn' 'Go directly to R'lyeh, do not Immanentize the Eschaton, do not collect 200 innocent souls' Whoever is left standing at the end of the game will become the star of a series of films made by the hammer house of horror during the sixties.