Ten Ways to Piss Off a Wiccan

Date: Tue, 23 Sep 1997 18:11:16 -0700
From: Hecate Hel Necrochristi (hecate@lineone.net)
To: zee-list
Subject: 10 ways to piss off a wiccan

  1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
  2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
  3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!)
  4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
  5. Sharpen their dull, black-handled knife.
  6. Witness to them about the 'One True Religion'.
  7. Untie the knots in their cord.
  8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
  9. Play card games with their Tarot deck.
  10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
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